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JOHN KLAWITTER

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John Klawitter is a Hollywood writer, producer and film and video director. He also writes books and novels, often about his Tinseltown experiences. It is his feeling that there's plenty of room at the top--the people up there work hard to keep it so.

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The Pirates Bible.  You won't find it in motels, and it is not your Grannie's Bible, unless she was one of them rascals. 
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On the Mojave Desert - 2006 John Klawitter directing the dramatic short "Extinction"
 
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Mica Harris is the best cartoonist in Los Angeles.
But lately he's been seeing horrible demons. 
And worse yet, they know he's spotted them.
DEVILS, by John Klawitter.  A para-romance
thriller from Double Dragon Publishing.
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If Matt "Hollywood" Havoc isn't dodging the cops to steal a location, he's running from sexy young starlets looking to score one on the big screen.  But now he's involved with these crazy terrorists who want him dead...
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"Hollywood" Havoc goes on location in Oregon, with  his sexy ex-wife, film star Joy Benefite.  Things heat up between them, but become explosive when the terrorists follow them to their film set. 
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The Man With The Scar traded away his ordinary life for 'one of excitement.'  He's been running for it ever since.  An action-packed para-normal thriller.
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The doctors tell young filmmaker Brando Mahr he doesn't have long to live.  His hot-but-daffy girlfriend hopes he lives long enough to jumpstart her acting career.  And then he gets the chance of a lifetime, to do a docu-drama on the life of legendary football star Ripper Brown.  But when Ripper's lovely blond wife is murdered, the police come looking for Brando...
 
 
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Warning!  This book could start you on the wrong career path!!
Lessons on Survival as a Creative Person in Hollywood & Other Extreme Climates. 
On The Set At Disney - 1983
Directing the tarantulas for
Something Wicked This Way Comes

John Klawitter was the Creative Director of Walt Disney Studios in Burbank for five years. As such, he was responsible for the cinema trailers, the TV spots, the network 'plug' shows and any other assignments nobody else wanted. For instance, he wrote song lyrics for that memorable Disney classic film, The Unidentified Flying Oddball. He doesn't know where all the bodies are buried, but Walt's is under K-317 in the West Parking Lot.

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